She:  It’s cranberry almond bread—I made it this morning.  (Everyone helps themselves to slices).

Guest 1: (To She) And why DO you have so many books about poisoning?

She:  Oh, it’s always been an interest of mine.

Guest 2:  (mid-mouthful of bread)  So, what would be the fastest acting poison?

She:  Errr—I suppose cyanide is quite fast.

Guest 1:  (fork poised over plate)  Isn’t that the one that smells like bitter almonds?

She: Yes, so they say.

Hostess:  (To She) Won’t you care to have any of your bread?

She:  No, I don’t suppose I like to eat the things I’ve made myself.  (laughs)

(Everyone pauses eating.)